I’m Lily. I’m borderline fetishistic about my niche interests. I enjoy gluing things to my coffee table. I make manic, masking-tape animals while watching movies because I just can’t. sit still. that long. I’m a soft-touch for animals. I love writing, but couldn’t do it full time. I’m obsessed with my husband and his luscious butt. I’m a dedicated vegetarian and locavore. I ride horsies and like math. I pump myself up in the mirror before interacting with people who make me nervous. I’m obsessed with smut. I’m a hedonist. I’m a little hungover.